sikssaapo-p:

I would die and do the dishes

(Source: getintherobot)

Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.
Neil Gaiman
(via lovequotesrus)

(Source: feellng)

aliens if ur out there beam me up

(Source: baebly)

zackisontumblr:

*doesn’t do homework and hopes for the best*

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: obamallamatime)

kellogg-g:

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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Customer service test :P